Planet of the Grapes RBX: The Intergalactic Vineyard
Planet of the Grapes RBX: The Intergalactic Vineyard
Strain Overview
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70% Indica / 30% Sativa)
Breeder: Ethos Genetics (Colin Gordon)
Lineage: Grape Diamonds x (Chem D x i95)
Market Status: The "Grape Champion"; Planet of the Grapes RBX (often abbreviated as POTG) is widely recognized as the definitive "Grape" strain in the modern Ethos catalog. It was bred to conquer the market by solving the common issue with purple strains: lack of potency. By taking the incredibly flavorful Grape Diamonds and crossing it with the industrial-strength Chem D x i95, Ethos created a plant that smells like artificial grape flavoring but hits with the heavy, narcotic weight of a Chem cross. It is a favorite for commercial cultivators due to its ease of growth and "bag appeal."
THC Content: High (25% – 30%+)
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool
Key Effects: Heavy Body Stone, "Stupid" Euphoria, Appetite Stimulation, Deep Sleep
Planet of the Grapes RBX is not subtle.
It smells like a grape soda factory exploded inside a gas station. It creates a profile that is sweet, sugary, and fruity on the surface, but aggressively oily and gassy underneath. It is "commercial" weed in the best sense of the word: big buds, loud smell, and a high that everyone can feel.
History and Lineage: The Flavor meets The Fuel
This strain is a textbook example of "breeding for the market." It combines high-end flavor with high-end performance.
The Mother (Grape Diamonds): A standout phenotype of Member Berry (Skunkberry x Mandarin Sunset). This is the flavor engine. It provides the intense, sugary grape candy profile and the vibrant purple coloration. It is delicious but leans more towards "fun" than "heavy."
The Father (Chem D x i95): The potency hammer. This is the same genetic backbone found in Crescendo. It brings the oily, greasy resin, the savory funk, and the sheer THC power needed to make the strain a heavy hitter.
The Synthesis: Planet of the Grapes RBX is a "Reverse Backcross," meaning it has been stabilized for specific traits. It retains the mouth-watering grape top notes of the mother but grows with the density and hits with the sedative power of the Chem/i95 father.
Terpene Profile: Grape Soda and Propane
The aroma is the primary selling point. It creates a thick atmosphere of sweet and savory notes.
Dominant Terpenes
Myrcene (The Musk): The dominant terpene. It provides the heavy earthy, musky base that reinforces the "Indica" effects and gives the grape note a "fermented" quality.
Limonene (The Sweetness): Here, it combines with the berry esters to create that distinct artificial grape/berry syrup smell.
Caryophyllene (The Gas): Provides a sharp chemical fuel undertone. It prevents the strain from smelling too much like simple candy, adding a "grown-up" funk to the finish.
Flavor Notes:
The Aroma: It is incredibly loud. It smells of Welch's grape juice, propane gas, and damp potting soil.
The Smoke: Thick and coating. It tastes of sweet grape candy on the inhale, followed by a savory, chem-fuel kick on the exhale.
Strain Effects: The Heavy Gravity
Planet of the Grapes RBX is a "lazy day" strain. It has a high gravity index.
The Experience
The Onset: The high hits with a euphoric, hazy rush. It feels "cloudy" and happy, often erasing stress instantly.
The Slow Down: Very quickly, mental processing speed drops. This is a "stoned" high, not a "focused" one. It is excellent for zoning out.
The Body: The Chem genetics take over, creating a heavy, narcotic body load. You feel glued to your seat, and your limbs feel pleasantly heavy.
The Munchies: It is a voracious appetite stimulant. Food tastes amazing, but you might be too lazy to cook it.
Best For: Movie marathons, insomnia, post-workout recovery, chronic pain, and appetite loss.
Growing Planet of the Grapes RBX: The Commercial Dream
This strain is a joy to grow. It was bred to be "farmer-friendly."
Growth Structure
The Leaf-to-Calyx Ratio: Excellent. This is one of the easiest strains to trim. It has very few leaves in the buds, meaning less work during harvest.
The Yield: Very High. It produces massive, chunky colas that stack from top to bottom. It is a true "cash crop."
The Structure: It grows Medium-Height and bushy. It has strong lateral branching and supports its own weight relatively well, though trellising is always recommended for heavy yielders.
The Grease: The resin is not "sandy" or dry; it is greasy and oily. This makes it exceptional for hydrocarbon extraction (BHO), producing high yields of terpene-rich sauce.
The Time: It finishes flowering in 9 weeks.
Grower’s Tip: This strain is very stable (thanks to the RBX breeding). You will see very little variation between seeds. It loves LED lighting and can handle high light intensity. Push the calcium in weeks 3-5 to support the dense bud structure.
Final Verdict: The Intergalactic Vineyard
Planet of the Grapes RBX is the king of the modern grape strains. It doesn't suffer from the "weak high" that plagues many purple cultivars. Instead, it offers a smoke that is undeniably delicious—tasting of grape soda and fuel—and a high that will put even seasoned smokers down for a nap. If you want a strain that yields like a champion and tastes like purple candy dipped in gasoline, book a trip to the Planet.
You should choose Planet of the Grapes RBX if:
You love Grape/Berry flavors.
You are a Grower (Easy Trim/High Yield).
You want Heavy Sedation.
You love Extract/Hash (Greasy Resin).
Score: 9.6/10 (The Commercial Grape)