4 Assed Monkey: The Grape-Gas Primate
4 Assed Monkey: The Grape-Gas Primate
Strain Overview
Type: Balanced Autoflower Hybrid (50% Indica / 50% Sativa)
Lineage: Gorilla Glue #4 (GG4 Clone) x Grape Crinkle
Market Status: The "Cartoon Legend"; 4 Assed Monkey gets its hilarious name from an old South Park episode (featuring the mad scientist Dr. Alphonse Mephesto, whom the seed bank is named after). But while the name is a joke, the genetics are incredibly serious. Mephisto took the world-famous, ultra-sticky Gorilla Glue #4 clone and crossed it with their own frost-factory, Grape Crinkle. The result is a fast-finishing, compact plant that delivers a perfectly balanced hybrid high and a terpene profile that literally smells like someone spilled jet fuel on a bowl of grape jelly.
THC Content: High (18% – 22%+)
Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Pinene
Key Effects: Instant Euphoria, Creative Buzz, Warm Physical Relaxation, Balanced "Anytime" High
4 Assed Monkey is a paradox in a jar.
It is a small, unassuming plant that produces an aroma so loud and complex it demands attention. It marries the harsh, industrial rubber and chemical pine of Gorilla Glue with the sweet, tart, confectionary fruit of Grape Crinkle. It is the perfect strain for smokers who want the resinous power of GG4 but prefer a more manageable, uplifting, and flavor-forward experience.
History and Lineage: The Mad Scientist's Masterpiece
This strain was bred to bring elite, modern American "Glue" genetics into a fast, manageable autoflower format.
The Mother (Gorilla Glue #4 / GG4): The heavy hitter. The original GG4 clone (Chem's Sister x Sour Dubb x Chocolate Diesel) is famous for two things: an abrasive pine/chemical/chocolate terpene profile and resin production so extreme it literally glues trimming scissors together. It provided the potency and the gas.
The Father (Grape Crinkle): The sweetener. Mephisto’s Grape Crinkle (Canadian Crinkle x Supernatural x Ripley's OG) is a bespoke auto known for its intense grape tartness, incredible frost, and very short stature. It was chosen to speed up the flowering time of the GG4, tame its wild stretch, and add a sweet berry nuance to the gas.
The Synthesis: 4 Assed Monkey is a boutique hybrid. It completely reinvents the GG4 experience, trading the pure "gluey" couch-lock for a more balanced, euphoric high, and morphing the harsh industrial terpenes into a sweet, sour, gassy cocktail.
Terpene Profile: Rubber Tires and Grape Jelly
The aroma of 4 Assed Monkey is what makes it a cult favorite. It is the perfect example of "Sweet Gas."
Dominant Terpenes
Caryophyllene (The Glue): The dominant terpene. Inherited straight from the GG4, it provides the aggressive burnt rubber, chemical solvent, and spicy diesel notes that tickle the back of the throat.
Myrcene (The Grape): Highly present. This terpene bridges the two parents, providing an earthy, musky fruitiness that perfectly mimics the scent of sour grapes and dark berries.
Limonene (The Tartness): Adds a sharp, astringent citrus and sour candy bite that lifts the heavy gas and makes the aroma "pop."
Pinene (The Forest): A background note that adds a fresh pine needle scent, a classic hallmark of the GG4 lineage.
Flavor Notes:
The Aroma: It is pungent and sweet. It smells of spilled diesel fuel, tart grape candy, pine-sol, and earthy musk.
The Smoke: Smooth and complex. It tastes of sour dark berries on the inhale, with a heavy, spicy, chemical-fuel finish on the exhale.
Strain Effects: The Perfect Middle Ground
4 Assed Monkey is a "True Hybrid." It doesn't lean too far into racy Sativa paranoia, nor does it drag you down into heavy Indica sedation.
The Experience
The Spark: The high begins with a bright, cerebral uplift. It is instantly mood-boosting, wiping away frustration or mental fog.
The Creativity: The middle of the high is functional and creative. It is an excellent companion for writing, making art, or playing video games. You feel energized but calm.
The Warmth: As the cerebral rush peaks, a warm, buzzing relaxation spreads through the limbs. It loosens tight muscles without causing "couch-lock."
The Fade: It eventually tapers off gently. It won't force you to sleep, making it a highly versatile strain that can be enjoyed from noon until midnight.
Best For: Afternoon anxiety, creative hobbies, social gaming, mild pain relief, and users who want a functional, balanced buzz.
Growing 4 Assed Monkey: The Stealth Frost Factory
This is one of the best strains in the Mephisto catalog for growers with severe space limitations.
Growth Structure
The Size: Small to Medium. The Grape Crinkle genetics heavily influence the structure. This plant stays short and squat, rarely exceeding 2 to 2.5 feet tall. It is perfect for "Sea of Green" (SOG) setups or small cabinets.
The Speed: Very Fast. This is a sprinter. It is often ready to chop in just 60 to 65 days from sprout.
The Frost: Elite. It inherited the best traits of both parents here. The buds are heavily caked in trichomes, often extending far out onto the fan leaves. It is a fantastic washer for bubble hash.
The Yield: Moderate. Because it is so small and fast, you will not get massive yields per plant (usually 2-4 ounces), but the quality and density of the nuggets are top-tier.
The Training: Minimal. Because it is so fast and short, heavy training (like topping) can sometimes stunt it. Stick to gentle Leaf Tucking to expose the lower nodes to light.
Grower’s Tip: Don't let the small size fool you—this plant has a very loud odor. Odor control is mandatory. Because it finishes so quickly, go light on the vegetative nutrients; it will transition into flower before you know it.
Similar Strains / Lineage Relations
If you enjoy the profile or growth of 4 Assed Monkey, you might also appreciate these three genetically related or similar strains:
Gorilla Glue Auto (Various Breeders): The Mother Lineage.
Why: If you want the pure, unadulterated pine/chemical/chocolate gas and the heavy, "gluey" physical stone without the sweet grape influence, look for a pure GG4 auto cross.
Grape Crinkle (Mephisto Genetics): The Father.
Why: If you love the small, fast-finishing structure and the sweet grape terpenes, but want a slightly more relaxing, Indica-leaning effect, go straight to the father strain.
Sour Stomper (Mephisto Genetics): The Sweet-Gas Sibling.
Why: A cross of Grape Stomper x Sour Crack. If you love the "Grape meets Gas" profile but want a slightly larger, frostier plant with a very similar balanced hybrid high, Sour Stomper is a Mephisto legend.
Final Verdict: The Grape-Gas Primate
4 Assed Monkey proves that you don't need a massive, 100-day plant to get elite, boutique-quality cannabis. It brilliantly scales down the raw power of GG4 into a fast, stealthy, and incredibly frosty autoflower, while improving the flavor with mouth-watering grape notes. It is a highly functional, deeply enjoyable hybrid that hits the sweet spot between energy and relaxation. If you have a small grow tent and a love for sweet, gassy terpenes, you need this monkey in your garden.
You should choose 4 Assed Monkey if:
You love Grape/Gas/Chemical flavors.
You have Limited Vertical Grow Space.
You want a Fast Finisher (60-65 Days).
You want a Balanced, Functional Hybrid High.
Score: 9.2/10 (The Stealth Hybrid)