Zero-G: AI Simulated Cannabis Strain
Strain Review: Zero-G (Series D: The Psychoactive Group)
What happens when you breed Skywalker OG x Gravity? We had to know! Our AI-simulated cannabis breeding AKA The Neural Nursery was built to answer these types of questions!
🧬 Genetic Profile
Designation: Neural-D21
Strain Name: Zero-G
Lineage: Skywalker OG (Sativa-leaning Pheno) x Gravity (Hash Plant x Northern Lights)
Type: Indica Dominant Hybrid (90/10)
THC Content: 26% – 29%
Flowering Time: 60 – 65 Days
Yield Potential: Moderate (450g/m²)
🤖 The Origin Story (Architectural Intent)
Zero-G was engineered to simulate the sensation of Weightlessness (or immense weight). The Neural Engine was tasked with targeting the CB2 receptors in the peripheral nervous system, which regulate pain and inflammation. The goal was to create a strain that disconnects the user from their physical body entirely.
By crossing Skywalker OG (known for its floating, cerebral head high) with Gravity (a legendary mid-2000s strain known for making limbs feel like lead), the algorithm created a paradox: a high that makes the body feel incredibly heavy while the mind feels like it is floating in a sensory deprivation tank. It is "Space Weed" in the truest sense.
🚜 Grower's Field Notes
Difficulty: Moderate Structure: Zero-G grows with the typical lankiness of an OG. It has thin stems and large internodal spacing. However, the Gravity genetics cause the buds to swell to massive proportions, often weighing down the flimsy branches.
Support: You must use yoyos or a trellis. By Week 6, the branches will be bending at 90-degree angles under the weight of the flowers.
The Cal-Mag Tax: Like all OG derivatives, Zero-G is a calcium hog. If you do not supplement Cal-Mag with every feeding, you will see rusty spots on the leaves by mid-flower.
Odor: It is not as loud as Vapor-Lock, but it has a distinct "dank" smell that lingers. It finishes relatively fast for an OG cross, usually ready by Day 63.
👁️ Bag Appeal (Visuals)
Zero-G is stunningly frosty. The buds are light green, almost white, due to the density of the trichome stalks. The structure is popcorn-style—small, disconnected, incredibly dense nuggets rather than long colas. It breaks apart into perfect, resin-coated calyxes.
👃 The Palette (Terpenes)
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool.
The Nose: A classic mix of Pine Sol and Jet Fuel, grounded by a heavy Earthy/Hash undertone. It smells clean and sterile, like a hospital operating room, with a hint of lemon peel.
The Inhale: sharp and expansive. It hits the back of the throat hard.
The Exhale: Pungent and spicy, with a lingering taste of fuel.
⚡ The Effect (The High)
Zero-G is "The Astronaut Experience."
Onset: It hits the body first. A wave of relaxation washes over the legs and back.
The Peak: The "Couch Lock" is absolute. You do not want to move. However, unlike Coma Interface (which knocks you out), Zero-G keeps the mind somewhat alert and "floaty." You feel like you are drifting through space while your body is anchored to the earth.
The Utility: The ultimate strain for chronic back pain, post-workout recovery, or watching sci-fi movies. It removes physical discomfort entirely.
🏆 The Verdict
Zero-G is the Painkiller. It is a heavy hitter designed for physical relief. It is not a social strain—you will likely be too comfortable to talk—but for those seeking relief from the gravity of daily life (and gravity itself), this is the ticket.