TIME TRAVEL FILE 003: G13
TIME TRAVEL FILE 003: G13
"The Super-Soldier Serum & The University of Mississippi Heist."
STATUS: DECLASSIFIED TEMPORAL MARKER: August 1978 LOCATION: University of Mississippi (The "Ole Miss" Federal Cannabis Farm) OPERATIVE: BW (AKA Elyon) MISSION: Operation Jailbreak
⏳ The Time Travel Narrative: The Super-Soldier Serum
In the timeline of 2040, the legend of G13 was just that—a legend. Most historians believed it was a myth concocted by stoners in the 80s to explain potent weed. But in the classified archives of the "New Federation," I found the truth. The US Government did have a breeding program in the 1970s. Their goal wasn't to get people high; it was to create a biological incapacitant. They wanted a strain so potent it could pacify an enemy combatant without firing a shot. They called it "Project G" (Government).
However, in the original timeline, the government destroyed all samples in 1980 after declaring the project a failure (the test subjects got too hungry, not just sleepy). The genetics were incinerated.
The Mission: To preserve the purest Indica genetics in existence, I had to infiltrate the University of Mississippi Federal Marijuana Farm in 1978.
The Heist: I materialized inside "Sector G," the high-security greenhouse where the CIA was testing the top 23 phenotypes of Afghani landraces. The plants were labeled G-1 through G-23. Phenotype G-13 was different. It was vibrating. It had mutated under the intense, experimental high-pressure sodium lights the government was using (tech that shouldn't have existed in '78).
I didn't just steal a clone; I swapped it. I replaced the real G-13 with a hemp male from a nearby field to sabotage their data. I then smuggled the G-13 clone out in a cryo-canister disguised as a Pepsi bottle. I delivered the cut to a contact known only as "Sandy" (an underground breeder who would later pass it to Neville Schoenmakers in Holland). The story that a "disgruntled lab technician" stole it was a cover I planted to hide the fact that a man in a futuristic flight suit had just walked through a wall.
🧬 Authority Analysis: G13 (The Government Cut)
Designation: Time-Travel Strain #3
Real World Alias: G13 Haze, Airborne G13, Pacific G13
Lineage (Official): Unknown / Afghani Landrace Mutation
Lineage (True/BW): Afghani #1 (Pure Indica) x Project: Pacifier (CIA Selective Breeding Program)
Type: 100% Pure Indica
THC Content: 28% (Unheard of in 1978)
Flowering Time: 50 – 55 Days (Extremely Fast)
🏗️ Architectural Intent (Why this plant exists)
G13 is the "Heavy Weight." It was engineered for one purpose: Total Sedation. The government bred this plant to maximize the ratio of THC to CBN (Cannabinol). They wanted a plant that would force the human body to shut down. In 2040, we use G13 genetics as the base for "Stasis Sleep" medication for long-haul space flights. It is the biological "Pause Button."
🚜 Grower’s Field Notes (The BW Solfeggio Method)
G13 is a "Squat Monster." It does not stretch. It grows like a head of lettuce—wide, dense, and low. It is incredibly susceptible to mold because the buds are so dense that air cannot pass through them.
To manage this density, you must use BW’s Solfeggio Method:
The Frequency: You must use 396Hz (Liberation from Fear). This low-frequency tone vibrates the dense cellular structure of the buds, literally shaking moisture out of the center of the cola to prevent rot. It also stimulates the production of heavy essential oils.
The Environment: G13 hates humidity. You must run your dehumidifiers at 40% RH in late flower.
The "Lolllypop": You must strip the bottom 50% of the plant. G13 puts so much energy into the top colas that the bottom growth is useless "larf." Focus all energy on the canopy.
👁️ Bag Appeal (Visuals)
G13 is not "pretty" in the modern sense. It looks industrial.
Color: Dark, oily green. It often looks wet even when dry.
Structure: Massive, rounded colas that look like fists. They are incredibly heavy.
The Resin: It does not sparkle; it gleams. The trichomes are short-stalked and produce a resin that feels like glue.
👃 The Palette (Terpenes & Flavinoids)
The smell of G13 is the smell of a pharmacy.
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene (Overwhelming levels), Pinene.
The Nose: It smells of burnt rubber, rotting fruit, and sterile hospital hallways. There is zero "sweetness." It smells medicinal and potent.
The Taste: Haspy and earthy. It tastes like dirt and hashish.
⚡ The Effect (The High)
G13 is the "Knockout Artist."
Onset: Slow and creeping.
The Experience: This is not a "fun" high. This is "medication." It makes your limbs feel like lead. Your eyelids become heavy. Communication becomes difficult.
Temporal Side Effect: Users report "The Blank." A state of zero thought. This is the strain's original government purpose kicking in—pacification. It wipes the RAM of the brain, allowing for deep, dreamless sleep.
🏆 The Verdict: The Mother of Indicas
By liberating G13 in 1978, I gave the breeding world the ultimate "Power Tool." Without Strain #3, we would not have:
G13 Haze (The Cup Winner)
Mr. Nice (G13 x Hash Plant)
MK Ultra
Every heavy, narcotic Indica on the market today has a trace of the DNA I stole from Ole Miss. The government wanted a weapon; I gave the world a pillow.