Neon Nectar AI Simulated Strain Review
Strain Review: Neon Nectar (Series B: The Sensory Group)
What happens when you breed Tangie x Zkittlez? We had to know! Our AI-simulated cannabis breeding AKA The Neural Nursery was built to answer these types of questions!
🧬 Genetic Profile
Designation: Neural-B07
Strain Name: Neon Nectar
Lineage: Tangie (Crockett's Cut) x Zkittlez (The Original Clone)
Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid (60/40)
THC Content: 19% – 22%
Flowering Time: 60 – 65 Days
Yield Potential: Moderate (400g/m²)
🤖 The Origin Story (Architectural Intent)
Neon Nectar was engineered to solve the "Muddy Terpene" problem. Many fruit-forward strains still carry a background note of earth, musk, or soil. The Neural Engine was tasked with eliminating the "Humulene" (earthy/woody) and "Myrcene" (musky) spikes, isolating only the high-pitch citrus esters.
By crossing the loud, screaming orange profile of Tangie with the artificial tropical candy sweetness of Zkittlez, the algorithm targeted a phenotype that tastes entirely synthetic—like melted popsicles—with zero "weed" taste. It is designed to be the most palatable smoking experience for users who dislike the taste of cannabis.
🚜 Grower's Field Notes
Difficulty: Intermediate / DifficultStructure: This plant has an identity crisis. It has the vertical stretch of the Tangie (it gets tall fast) but the weak, spindly stems of the Zkittlez.
Mandatory Support: You must trellis this plant early. By Week 5 of flower, the colas will be too heavy for the branches, and without support, they will snap.
Feeding: She is a "light eater." The Zkittlez lineage makes her very sensitive to nutrient burn. Keep nitrogen low in flower. If you push the EC above 1.8, the tips will burn, and you will lose the delicate candy terpene profile.
The Fade: In the final weeks, the fan leaves turn a stunning, vibrant yellow-orange (senescence), mimicking the citrus fruit it smells like.
👁️ Bag Appeal (Visuals)
Neon Nectar is visually loud. The buds are a bright, electric lime green—almost yellow—covered in pistils that range from tangerine orange to deep red. It lacks the dark purples of Vapor-Lock, leaning entirely into the "bright" spectrum. The resin is sandy and greasy rather than large-headed.
👃 The Palette (Terpenes)
Dominant Terpenes: Valencene, Limonene, Linalool.
The Nose: Unmistakable Orange Creamsicle. It smells like peeling a fresh mandarin orange in a room full of Skittles. There is no gas. There is no skunk. It is pure, sugary fruit.
The Inhale: It coats the mouth with a flavor that tastes exactly like Tang drink mix or orange Tic-Tacs.
The Exhale: Extremely smooth. The smoke smells like incense and citrus zest.
⚡ The Effect (The High)
Neon Nectar is a "Social Lubricant."
Onset: A gentle, mood-elevating warmth behind the eyes.
The Peak: It induces the "giggles." This is a happy, euphoric high that removes social anxiety. It is not overpowering; the THC percentage is deliberately moderate (20%) to prevent paranoia.
The Utility: The ultimate party weed. It tastes amazing, smells great to non-smokers, and keeps the conversation flowing without knocking anyone out.
🏆 The Verdict
Neon Nectar is the Flavor Chaser's Choice. It will not win yield competitions, and it is finicky to grow. But if your goal is to produce the best-tasting jar on the shelf—the one you pull out to impress your friends—this is it. It proves that weed doesn't have to taste like earth to get you high.