Digital Dank: AI Bred Strain Review
Strain Review: Digital Dank (Series B: The Sensory Group)
What happens when you breed GMO Cookies x Tahoe OG? We had to know! Our AI-simulated cannabis breeding AKA The Neural Nursery was built to answer these types of questions!
🧬 Genetic Profile
Designation: Neural-B10
Strain Name: Digital Dank
Lineage: GMO Cookies (Garlic Cookies) x OG Kush (Tahoe Cut)
Type: Indica Dominant Hybrid (80/20)
THC Content: 30% – 33%
Flowering Time: 70 – 75 Days
Yield Potential: Moderate / High (500g/m²)
🤖 The Origin Story (Architectural Intent)
Digital Dank is the "Umami Algorithm." The flavor profile of cannabis has historically been divided into Sweet (Berries/Citrus) and Earthy (Pine/Skunk). The Neural Engine was tasked with amplifying the third, rarer category: Savory.
By crossing the polarizing, savory powerhouse GMO Cookies (famous for its garlic/onion soup smell) with the classic lemon-fuel funk of Tahoe OG, the system sought to create a terpene profile that triggers the same brain receptors as a steak dinner. This is "Dinner Weed"—a strain so savory it makes your mouth water, not for sugar, but for salt and fat.
🚜 Grower's Field Notes
Difficulty: Advanced Structure: This plant is a nightmare for height management. Both GMO and OG Kush are legendary "stretchers." Digital Dank will easily triple in height when flipped to flower.
The Protocol: You must flip this plant when it is small (12 inches). If you wait too long, it will hit the ceiling lights.
Feeding: She is calcium hungry but generally robust. The main challenge is the flowering time. She demands a full 10 to 11 weeks to finish. Do not pull early. The savory terpenes (Garlic/Onion) only truly develop in the final 14 days. If you harvest at Week 8, it just smells like dirt.
Support: The branches are thin and vine-like (typical OG trait). You will need a trellis net to hold up the golf-ball-sized buds, or they will flop over by Week 6.
👁️ Bag Appeal (Visuals)
Digital Dank is intimidating. The buds are not round; they are stacked in jagged, spear-like formations (foxtailing) typical of GMO. The color is a drab olive green, often looking "dusty" due to the extreme density of the trichome heads. It doesn't look "pretty" in the traditional sense; it looks potent. It looks like something you shouldn't touch with bare hands.
👃 The Palette (Terpenes)
Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene (High concentrations of Sulfur compounds).
The Nose: It smells like Garlic Breath, Mushroom Soup, and Gym Socks. It is funky, loud, and borderline gross. It triggers a primal "is this food?" response.
The Inhale: thick and savory. It tastes like roasted onions and gasoline.
The Exhale: A heavy, lingering aftertaste of black pepper and potting soil.
⚡ The Effect (The High)
Digital Dank is a "System Reset."
Onset: It hits hard and fast behind the eyes, disorienting you for a moment.
The Peak: This is high-THC heavy lifting. Testing regularly over 30%, it is not for beginners. It provides a crushing body stone that feels like wearing a lead vest. It completely silences the inner monologue.
The Utility: Use this for severe chronic pain or when you need to turn your brain off completely after a stressful week. It is not social; it is introspective and sedating.
🏆 The Verdict
Digital Dank is the Savory King. It represents the modern shift away from "fruity" weed toward "funky" weed. If you love the smell of a gas station or a garlic farm, this is your holy grail. If you prefer sweet berries, stay far away—this strain will make you gag.