Coma Interface: AI Simulated Strain
Strain Review: Coma Interface (Series D: The Psychoactive Group)
What happens when you breed MK Ultra x Herijuana? We had to know! Our AI-simulated cannabis breeding AKA The Neural Nursery was built to answer these types of questions!
🧬 Genetic Profile
Designation: Neural-D18
Strain Name: Coma Interface
Lineage: MK Ultra (G-13 x OG Kush) x Herijuana (Motarebel Legacy Cut)
Type: 100% Indica (Purebred)
THC Content: 24% – 28%
Flowering Time: 55 – 60 Days
Yield Potential: Moderate (400g/m²)
🤖 The Origin Story (Architectural Intent)
Coma Interface was engineered to act as a biological "Off Switch." The Neural Engine was tasked with maximizing the conversion of THC into sedating secondary metabolites, specifically targeting a profile that mimics the effects of heavy pharmaceutical sedatives.
The algorithm selected MK Ultra (named after the CIA mind control program due to its hypnotic effects) and crossed it with Herijuana, a strain legendary in medical circles for having a "numbing" effect on the nervous system. The goal was not euphoria; the goal was incapacitation. This strain is designed to force the body into a state of rest, regardless of the user's stress levels or caffeine intake.
🚜 Grower's Field Notes
Difficulty: Moderate Structure: This is a classic "squat" Indica. It grows very slowly in the vegetative stage, often looking like a head of lettuce before it starts to branch out. It barely stretches (maybe 25%) when flipped.
Veg Time: You need to veg this plant 2 weeks longer than average to get a decent canopy size. It is in no rush.
The Amber Rule: For this specific architectural intent (sleep), the harvest window is critical. Do not harvest at cloudy trichomes. You must wait until the trichomes are 30–40% Amber. This degradation converts some THC into CBN (Cannabinol), which is the compound responsible for the heavy, sleepy sensation.
Feeding: It is a light feeder. Heavy nitrogen in flower will make the leaves curl and stunt bud production. Treat it gently.
👁️ Bag Appeal (Visuals)
Coma Interface looks dangerous. The buds are small, golf-ball-sized, and incredibly dense. The color is a dark, almost grey-green, covered in a "greasy" resin rather than dry crystals. It looks heavy. The leaves often turn black in the final weeks, giving it a menacing, sombre appearance.
👃 The Palette (Terpenes)
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Linalool, Beta-Caryophyllene.
The Nose: It smells like damp basement, old coffee, and sandalwood. There is a distinct lack of sweetness. It smells medicinal and herbal, bordering on unpleasant for those used to fruity strains.
The Inhale: Heavy and expansive. It creates a sensation of "weight" in the lungs.
The Exhale: Spicy, woody, and earthy.
⚡ The Effect (The High)
Coma Interface is "Chemical Restraint."
Onset: Fast and physical. You feel a tingling in the extremities (fingers and toes) within minutes.
The Peak: The brain slows down to a crawl. Complex thoughts become impossible. The body feels like it is sinking into the floor. It effectively disconnects the mind from the body.
The Utility: This is Category 5 Insomnia Medicine. It is strictly for night use. If you smoke this at 2 PM, your day is over. It is also highly effective for severe muscle spasms or chronic pain.
🏆 The Verdict
Coma Interface is the Insomniac's Cure. It is not a "fun" strain. You don't smoke this to laugh at a movie. You smoke this to lose consciousness. It is a tool for those who struggle to turn off their brain at night.