Squirt: The Grapefruit Soda Sativa
Squirt: The Grapefruit Soda Sativa
Strain Overview
Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (80% Sativa / 20% Indica)
Breeder: Humboldt Seed Company
Lineage: Blueberry Muffin x Tangie
Market Status: A "Terpene King"; famous for possessing one of the most distinct and accurate flavor profiles in cannabis history—smelling exactly like the grapefruit soda it is named after.
THC Content: 20% – 22% (Moderate & Functional)
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Pinene, B-Caryophyllene
Key Effects: High-Energy Euphoria, Crystal Clear Focus, Mood Elevation, "Get Up and Go" Motivation
In a market obsessed with high THC numbers, Squirt is a reminder that terpenes matter more.
Bred by Humboldt Seed Company during their massive 10,000-plant phenotype hunt, Squirt was an anomaly. While looking for new berry flavors, they stumbled upon a specific phenotype that abandoned the berry notes entirely and exploded with the scent of sweet-tart grapefruit.
Named after the famous citrus soda, Squirt is a strain for the flavor chaser and the hash maker. It is arguably the most "functional" Sativa on the market—a strain that gives you the energy of a double espresso without the jitters, accompanied by a flavor so accurate it feels like you are drinking juice.
History and Lineage: The 10k Plant Hunt
Squirt is the result of crossing two flavor titans to create something entirely new.
The Mother (Blueberry Muffin): HSC's signature strain. It brings the fast flowering time, the consistent structure, and the beautiful purple coloration.
The Father (Tangie): The legendary citrus bomb. Tangie provides the soaring Sativa high and the aggressive orange/citrus terpene profile.
The Selection: During a massive field hunt, the breeders found a plant that didn't smell like Blueberry or Tangie. It smelled sharp, acidic, and sweet—like fresh grapefruit. This specific "B-line" cut was stabilized to create Squirt. It is essentially a "Purple Tangie" that grew shorter, faster, and tasted better.
Terpene Profile: Grapefruit in a Jar
Squirt is classified as a "Mono-Terpene" dominant strain, meaning its profile is overwhelmingly driven by one specific note (Limonene/Citrus) rather than a muddy mix.
Dominant Terpenes
Limonene (The Grapefruit): The star of the show. It provides the sharp, acidic, and sweet citrus aroma.
Pinene (The Rind): Adds a fresh, piney sharpness that mimics the bitter oil found in grapefruit rinds.
Caryophyllene (The Fizz): A subtle spicy note that gives the aroma a "carbonated" quality, contributing to the soda comparison.
Flavor Notes:
The Aroma: It is unmistakable. It smells of pink grapefruit, lime zest, and sugary soda. It is one of the most refreshing scents in the cannabis world.
The Smoke: Light and zesty. It tastes of sweet tart citrus and tropical fruit. It leaves a clean, crisp aftertaste.
Strain Effects: The Adventure Weed
Squirt is often described as "Adventure Weed" or "Kayaking Weed." It is designed for movement.
The Experience
The Spark: The high hits instantly with a bright, sunny optimism. It wipes away fatigue and depression.
The Energy: This is a true Sativa. It makes you want to move—whether that’s hiking, cleaning the house, or working out.
The Clarity: Unlike Haze strains that can be foggy, Squirt offers laser focus. It is excellent for creative work or complex tasks.
The Vibe: It is pure happiness. Because the THC is moderate (around 20%), it rarely causes paranoia or anxiety. It is just good, clean fun.
Best For: Outdoor activities (hiking, biking), concerts, daytime work, and fighting fatigue.
Growing Squirt: The Hash Dumper
This strain is a favorite among commercial growers and extractors for one reason: extraction yield.
Growth Structure
The Vigor: It grows fast and energetic like a Tangie, but the Blueberry Muffin genetics keep the structure sturdier and less "wild."
The Yield: High. It produces long, spear-like colas.
The Extraction: Squirt has an insanely high terpene content. When washed for bubble hash or pressed for rosin, it yields massive returns. The resin is oily and greasy, perfect for solventless extraction.
The Color: Thanks to the Muffin lineage, the buds often develop lovely purple and violet hues late in flower, contrasting beautifully with the bright orange pistils.
The Finish: It is a fast Sativa, typically finishing in 50 to 55 days (late September outdoors).
Grower’s Tip: Squirt is an "Exotic" that grows like a workhorse. It is highly resistant to mold due to its open structure. If you are growing outdoors, this is one of the safest Sativa bets you can make because it finishes before the heavy rains usually start.
Final Verdict: The Flavor King
Squirt is a triumph of modern breeding. It took the unruly genetics of Tangie and tamed them, creating a plant that is easy to grow, fast to finish, and tastes absolutely incredible. It is not a strain for people who only care about 30% THC; it is a strain for people who care about the quality of the high and the experience of the smoke. If you want the best-tasting Sativa in your garden, Squirt is the winner.
You should choose Squirt if:
You are a Flavor Chaser (Grapefruit/Citrus).
You are an Extractor (Massive terpene/resin returns).
You want a functional, energetic high.
You want a fast-flowering Sativa.
Score: 9.7/10 (The Terpene Masterpiece)