Slapz: The Heavy-Hitting Hybrid
Slapz: The Heavy-Hitting Hybrid
Strain Overview
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70% Indica / 30% Sativa)
Breeder: Exotic Genetix
Lineage: Runtz x Grease Monkey
Market Status: The "Knockout Artist"; Slapz is one of the most aptly named strains in the Exotic Genetix catalog. Released to address the common complaint that "hype weed" (like Runtz) often tastes great but lacks potency, breeder Mike crossed the flavor champion Runtz with his heavy-hitting resin factory, Grease Monkey. The result is a strain that retains the sweet candy profile of its mother but hits with the aggressive, face-slapping force of its father. It is widely regarded as an upgrade for smokers who want the Runtz taste but need a higher THC ceiling.
THC Content: Very High (24% – 30%)
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Humulene
Key Effects: Instant Head Rush, Heavy Physical Sedation, Euphoric Bliss, "Stoned" immobility
Slapz is not a subtle strain.
It doesn't creep up on you; it makes its presence known immediately. It was designed to bridge the gap between the "Flavor Chasers" and the "Potency Hunters." It offers a bag appeal that is dark and dangerous, a smell that is sweet and gassy, and a high that will put even seasoned veterans on the couch.
History and Lineage: Candy Meets Glue
The genetics of Slapz are a deliberate attempt to add weight and power to a popular flavor profile.
The Mother (Runtz): The global superstar (Zkittlez x Gelato). Famous for its unmatched sugary, fruit-candy aroma and beautiful purple colors. However, it is often criticized for being a "light" smoke that lacks a heavy physical punch.
The Father (Grease Monkey): The Exotic Genetix powerhouse (GG4 x Cookies & Cream). This male is famous for its industrial-strength glue funk, massive yield, and devastating potency.
The Synthesis: By crossing Runtz with Grease Monkey, the progeny inherited the best traits of both. Slapz keeps the purple colors and candy notes of the Runtz, but the Grease Monkey injects a heavy dose of gas, trichome density, and raw THC power.
Terpene Profile: Sugared Diesel
Slapz offers a confusingly delicious aroma: it smells like a candy shop that is on fire.
Dominant Terpenes
Limonene (The Candy): The dominant terpene. It provides the sweet citrus and berry notes that identify it as a Runtz descendant.
Caryophyllene (The Slap): Inherited from the Grease Monkey/GG4 lineage, this adds a heavy pepper and diesel kick that burns the nose slightly (in a good way).
Linalool (The Floral): Adds a layer of lavender and soap that smooths out the chemical harshness of the gas.
Flavor Notes:
The Aroma: It is pungent and distinct. It smells of fruity hard candy, heavy diesel fuel, and damp earth.
The Smoke: Thick and expansive. It tastes of sweet tart candy on the inhale, followed by a heavy chemical gas and skunk flavor on the exhale.
Strain Effects: The Face Smacker
Slapz is named for the physical sensation of the onset—it feels like a slap of energy followed by a slap of sedation.
The Experience
The Slap: The high hits instantly, often before you exhale. You feel a rush of pressure behind the eyes and a burst of euphoric energy.
The Stun: This cerebral rush can be disorienting. You might feel "stunned" or spaced out for the first 20 minutes.
The Drop: The Grease Monkey genetics take over, pulling you down into a deep physical stone. Your limbs feel heavy, and motivation to move disappears.
The End: It is a narcotic finish. It is excellent for ending the day, as it usually leads to snacking and sleeping.
Best For: High tolerance smokers, insomnia, chronic pain, appetite loss, and anxiety relief.
Growing Slapz: The Dark Knight
Growers love Slapz because it has the "Exotic" look without the finicky nature of pure Runtz.
Growth Structure
The Colors: This is a showstopper. Slapz almost always turns deep purple, indigo, or jet black in flower. The contrast against the white frost is top-tier "bag appeal."
The Structure: It grows Medium-Tall. It is more vigorous than Runtz thanks to the Grease Monkey vigor. It branches well and fills a canopy.
The Yield: Moderate to High. It produces dense, rock-hard nuggets that weigh heavy.
The Resin: It is extremely frosty. The buds are greasy to the touch, making it a great candidate for extracts.
The Time: It finishes flowering in 8 to 9 weeks.
Grower’s Tip: Because the buds are so dense and the plant loves to turn purple, monitor your night temperatures. Dropping the temp to 65°F (18°C) in late flower will accelerate the color change and help the trichomes ripen. However, ensure humidity is low to prevent mold in the tight floral clusters.
Final Verdict: The Heavy-Hitting Hybrid
Slapz is the solution for the smoker who says, "Runtz tastes good, but it doesn't get me high enough." It takes the world-class flavor of the candy era and backs it up with the industrial power of the glue era. It is a beautiful, dark, frosty plant that delivers a smoke that is sweet, gassy, and undeniably potent. If you are looking for a strain that respects your tolerance and demands your attention, get ready to get slapped.
You should choose Slapz if:
You want High Potency.
You love Runtz/Candy flavors but want more Gas.
You want "Bag Appeal" (Dark/Purple).
You suffer from Insomnia/Pain.
Score: 9.6/10 (The Potent Upgrade)