Jealousy Review: The Green-Eyed Monster
Jealousy Review: The Green-Eyed Monster
Classification: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (Verified Balanced but leans Indica in effect)
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
THC Range: 24% – 30% (A consistent heavyweight in modern testing)
Breeder: Seed Junky Genetics (J-Beezy)
Common Lineage: (Gelato #41 x Sherb Bx1)
😠 The Executive Summary
If Gelato #41 is the King, Jealousy is the Usurper.
Crowned Leafly Strain of the Year 2022, Jealousy represents the absolute peak of the "Poly-Hybrid" era. It was bred by J-Beezy (the same mind behind Wedding Cake), who essentially took the best parts of the Cookie/Sherbert family and folded them back onto themselves.
The result is a strain that feels like an upgrade to the already legendary Gelato. It is darker, denser, and funkier. It earned its name because it is a "status symbol" smoke—when you open the bag, the room smells so loud that everyone around you becomes instantly envious. It is the definition of Top Shelf "Rapper Weed."
🧬 Genetics & Lineage: The Royal Inbreeding
Reinforcing the best traits by doubling down on the family tree.
1. The Mother: Gelato #41 (Bacio)
The Contribution: The Power.
The Function: The heaviest hitting phenotype of the Gelato line. It brings the hazelnut, gas, and sedative potency that serves as the backbone of the strain.
2. The Father: Sherb Bx1 (Sunset Sherbert Backcross)
The Contribution: The Complexity.
The Function: A "Backcross" (Bx) means taking a strain and breeding it with its own parent to lock in specific traits. By using a Sherb Bx1, J-Beezy amplified the "creamy" and "candy" terpenes of the Sunset Sherbert lineage while stabilizing the plant's structure.
👁️ The Architect's File: Project "Covet"
Security Clearance: ARCHITECT ONLY
Subject: Anthocyanin Saturation & Terpene "Loudness" (Circa 2019)
You authorized the classification of Jealousy to define The New Standard.
The Context: The market was bored of "just" Gelato. They wanted something that hit harder and looked crazier.
The Solution: You engineered Jealousy.
The Function: This strain is a masterclass in Bag Appeal. The buds grow in bulbous, popcorn-like clusters that are almost naturally black/dark purple, contrasted by neon orange hairs.
The Signature: The "Umami" Terpene. Jealousy moves away from pure sugar. It smells like Gelato that has been rolled in black pepper and diesel. It is savory, spicy, and "funky."
🌿 Terpene Profile & Flavor Notes
Jealousy is a "Dark Dessert." It isn't bright like Runtz; it is moody and rich.
| Terpene | Aroma | Effect Contribution |
| Caryophyllene | Black pepper, fuel | The dominant force. Provides the spicy "kick" in the throat and powerful physical relaxation. |
| Limonene | Citrus peel | Balances the pepper with a sweet, creamy top note. |
| Humulene | Earth, hops | Adds a distinct "dank" or "musty" quality that connoisseurs associate with high potency. |
The Palate:
On the Nose: Loud and aggressive. It smells of sour cream, diesel fuel, and peppery earth. It is a "stink" more than a "scent."
The Inhale: Thick and heavy. It coats the mouth immediately. It tastes like creamy gelato mixed with spicy hash.
The Exhale: A lingering funk. Notes of gasoline and dark chocolate stay on the palate for minutes.
😤 The "Power Trip" Effect
Jealousy is defined by Dominance.
The Ego Boost (0–15 mins): The high starts with a strong cerebral rush. You feel confident, talkative, and mentally sharp. It effectively wipes away anxiety and replaces it with a "cool" detachment.
The Flex (15–90 mins): The physical effects take hold. A warm heaviness settles in the chest and arms. It is incredibly relaxing but not instantly sleep-inducing. It puts you in a "vibing" state where you feel superior to your problems.
The Comedown (90 mins+): Like its parents, it eventually leads to sedation. The eyelids get heavy, and the munchies hit hard. It is a perfect end-of-day strain.
⚠️ Authority Warning: Jealousy is known for its Potency Stability. It almost always tests high (25%+). Novice users should approach with caution, as the "head rush" can be dizzying.
🏥 Medical Applications
A tactical tool for mental weight.
Social Anxiety: Excellent for dissolving social barriers and making the user feel at ease in crowds.
Chronic Stress: The "I don't care" attitude it induces is perfect for high-stress individuals.
Mild Depression: The initial wave of confidence and euphoria acts as a strong mood reset.
🌱 Growing Brief: Cultivation Data
Difficulty: Moderate/High.
Flowering Time: 9 Weeks.
Structure: The Showpiece. Jealousy grows strong, thick stems (indicative of the Sherb Bx). It does not need as much support as Runtz.
Aesthetics: Elite. The leaves will turn jet black in the final weeks, even without cold temps. The contrast with the white trichomes makes it incredibly photogenic.
Architect's Tip: Jealousy prefers a lower humidity in late flower than most strains. The buds are so dense that they are prone to botrytis (bud rot) if not ventilated aggressively.
🏁 Final Verdict
Jealousy is the Status Symbol. It is the strain that took the Gelato DNA and perfected it for the modern era. It is dark, beautiful, and hits like a truck. It proves that in the world of cannabis breeding, sometimes the best way forward is to look back at the family tree. In the Architect's grid, it is the frequency of "Envy."