Grand Master Sexy: The Ultimate Makeover
Grand Master Sexy: The Ultimate Makeover
Strain Overview
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70% Indica / 30% Sativa)
Breeder: Exotic Genetix
Lineage: Oreoz x Scotty 2 Hotty
Market Status: The "Perfected Model"; Grand Master Sexy was bred to solve one of the biggest controversies in modern cannabis. The mother, Oreoz, is famous for being the frostiest plant on earth but infamous for having almost no smell (often described as smelling like "cardboard" or "dirt"). By crossing this frost monster with the loud, gassy Scotty 2 Hotty, Breeder Mike achieved the impossible: he created a plant that retains the blinding bag appeal of Oreoz but actually has a pungent, delicious terpene profile. It is widely considered the "fixed" version of Oreoz.
THC Content: Very High (24% – 30%)
Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene
Key Effects: Stoney Euphoria, Visual Haze, Deep Relaxation, "Glued" Satisfaction
Grand Master Sexy lives up to its name.
It is arguably one of the "sexiest" plants you can grow or buy. The buds are so coated in trichomes that they look silver rather than green. But unlike its mother, when you crack the jar, you aren't met with silence—you are met with a rich, savory aroma of chocolate diesel and roasted coffee.
History and Lineage: Beauty Meets Loudness
This strain is a masterclass in corrective breeding—taking a visually stunning plant and giving it a voice.
The Mother (Oreoz): The Instagram model of weed (Cookies & Cream x Secret Weapon). It is legendary for producing rock-hard buds covered in thick white frost. However, the community turned on it because "it looks 10/10 but smokes like air." It needed terpene reinforcement.
The Father (Scotty 2 Hotty): The loudmouth (Biscotti x Rainbow Chip). As reviewed previously, this strain drips with heavy gas, roasted coffee, and nutty fuel. It was chosen specifically to inject high-volume terpenes into the Oreoz lineage.
The Synthesis: Grand Master Sexy is the total package. It keeps the distinct, craggy structure and insane resin production of the Oreoz, but the Scotty 2 Hotty father fills the trichome heads with actual essential oils.
Terpene Profile: Chocolate Fuel
The aroma is a massive upgrade over the mother. It smells like a dessert enjoyed at a gas station.
Dominant Terpenes
Caryophyllene (The Diesel): The dominant terpene. It provides a sharp, peppery fuel kick that proves the plant has potency.
Humulene (The Earth): Adds a distinct chocolate and earthy note that blends well with the "cookie" heritage.
Limonene (The Sweetness): Provides a background of sweet vanilla dough that rounds out the gas.
Flavor Notes:
The Aroma: It is savory and sweet. It smells of chocolate dirt (in a good way), vanilla coffee, and diesel fumes.
The Smoke: Smooth and creamy. It tastes of earthy cocoa, burnt rubber, and sweet marshmallow. It has a heavy mouthfeel.
Strain Effects: The Model High
Grand Master Sexy offers a high that matches its intense THC percentage. It is heavy, wrapping the user in a blanket of trichomes.
The Experience
The Glare: The high starts with a visual haziness. Colors seem brighter, and lights seem fuzzy. It is a very "stoney" onset.
The Grin: A wave of euphoria sets in. You feel happy, slightly spaced out, and unbothered by stress.
The Melt: The Indica genetics quickly weigh down the body. Your limbs feel like they are made of lead. It is physically relaxing without being immediately sleep-inducing.
The Stuck: Eventually, you will find yourself stuck in whatever chair you are sitting in, perfectly content to stay there for hours.
Best For: Showing off to friends, movie nights, chronic pain, stress relief, and appetite stimulation.
Growing Grand Master Sexy: The Frost Monster
For cultivators, this is a dream strain. It finishes fast, yields heavy, and looks incredible.
Growth Structure
The Frost: 10/10. This strain produces some of the most photogenic buds in the world. The trichomes are large, white, and cover every millimeter of the plant, including the fan leaves.
The Yield: High. The Oreoz genetics provide dense, rock-hard nuggets that weigh heavy on the scale.
The Colors: It is a dark plant. The leaves turn deep purple and black, which makes the white frost pop even more.
The Structure: It grows Medium-Height and bushy. It is sturdy and supports its own weight well, though trellising is always recommended for heavy yielders.
The Time: It finishes flowering very fast, often in 7 to 8 weeks.
Grower’s Tip: This strain is very dense. Humidity control is non-negotiable. Keep RH below 45% in late flower. Because it finishes so fast, make sure to start your flush early (around week 6 or 7) to ensure a clean, white ash.
Final Verdict: The Ultimate Makeover
Grand Master Sexy is the redemption of the Oreoz line. It takes the undeniable visual appeal of its mother and gives it the soul (and flavor) it was missing. It offers buds that look like diamonds, smell like chocolate gas, and hit like a heavyweight. If you want the frostiest buds in the room but refuse to sacrifice flavor to get them, this is the grandmaster you need to study.
You should choose Grand Master Sexy if:
You want "Bag Appeal" (Max Frost).
You love Chocolate/Gas flavors.
You want Fast Flowering times.
You want Heavy Potency.
Score: 9.7/10 (The Total Package)