Dirty Bird: The Filthy Gas
Dirty Bird: The Filthy Gas
Strain Overview
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70% Indica / 30% Sativa)
Breeder: Exotic Genetix
Lineage: Falcon 9 x Scotty 2 Hotty
Market Status: The "Grimey Heavyweight"; Dirty Bird is a standout from the celebrated Scotty 2 Hotty release. It gets its name not because it is unclean, but because the terpene profile is strictly "filthy"—a heavy, greasy, industrial mashup of motor oil and funk. By crossing the narcotic, jet-fuel power of Falcon 9 with the roasted coffee-gas of Scotty 2 Hotty, Breeder Mike created a monster. This is a strain for the smokers who believe that if it doesn't smell like a mechanic’s shop, it isn't strong enough.
THC Content: Very High (24% – 29%)
Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene
Key Effects: Narcotic Sedation, Heavy "Headband" Pressure, Muscle Numbing, Sleep Induction
Dirty Bird is a celebration of the dark side of cannabis flavors.
It rejects the sweet, candy-coated trends of the Runtz era in favor of pure, unadulterated funk. It offers a profile that is aggressive, savory, and chemically pungent. It is a "nighttime only" strain that looks as dark as a bruised plum and hits with the weight of a sledgehammer.
History and Lineage: The Double Gas Collision
Dirty Bird is the result of stacking two of the heaviest "Gas" strains in the Exotic Genetix library on top of each other.
The Mother (Falcon 9): The "Space Program" strain (Sunset Sherbet x Tina). As reviewed previously, this mother is famous for her jet-fuel aroma and spacey, narcotic high. She brings the heavy sedation and the "Tina" funk.
The Father (Scotty 2 Hotty): The Biscotti upgrade (Biscotti x Rainbow Chip). This male adds the roasted coffee, burnt rubber, and oily resin traits. He also contributes the vigor and the ability to stack dense colas.
The Synthesis: Dirty Bird inherits the heaviest traits from both parents. It takes the "Tina" gas from the Falcon 9 and mixes it with the "Biscotti" gas from the Scotty. The result is a double-layered fuel profile that is arguably "dirtier" and funkier than either parent alone.
Terpene Profile: Motor Oil and Musk
The nose on Dirty Bird is not for the faint of heart. It is savory, industrial, and dank.
Dominant Terpenes
Caryophyllene (The Diesel): The dominant terpene by a mile. It provides that sharp, peppery, nose-burning fuel scent that signals high potency.
Myrcene (The Earth): Adds a heavy base of damp soil and musk, contributing to the "dirty" aspect of the name.
Limonene (The Solvent): While citrusy, here it presents as industrial lemon cleaner, cutting through the heaviness with a chemical astringency.
Flavor Notes:
The Aroma: It is offensive in a good way. It smells of used motor oil, burnt rubber, wet earth, and spicy skunk.
The Smoke: Thick, oily, and heavy. It tastes of gassy diesel, roasted nuts, and chem-funk. It coats the mouth and leaves a savory aftertaste.
Strain Effects: The Grounding Force
Dirty Bird is a gravity amplifier. It is designed to put you down and keep you there.
The Experience
The Impact: The high hits with immediate force behind the eyes. It is a heavy, stony onset that slows down time.
The Weight: Very quickly, the effects travel down the neck and into the body. Your limbs feel heavy. The desire to move evaporates.
The Numbness: It is an incredible painkiller. Users often report a "numbing" sensation that is great for joint pain or muscle spasms.
The Crash: This is a sleep-inducing strain. It quiets the mind and relaxes the body to the point where sleep is the only logical next step.
Best For: Severe insomnia, chronic pain, PTSD, muscle recovery, and "shutting down" after a stressful day.
Growing Dirty Bird: The Midnight Pheno
Growers cherish Dirty Bird for its ability to produce "Exotic" looking buds that are nearly black.
Growth Structure
The Colors: This plant is a goth's dream. In late flower, the leaves and buds fade to deep midnight purple and jet black. The contrast with the bright orange pistils is striking.
The Yield: Moderate to High. It stacks well, producing rock-hard nuggets that are dense and heavy.
The Resin: It is extremely greasy. The trichomes feel oily rather than sandy, making it a unique washer for hash (though yield depends on the pheno).
The Structure: It grows Medium-Tall. It has strong lateral branching and benefits from a trellis net to support the heavy, dense colas.
The Time: It finishes flowering in 8 to 9 weeks.
Grower’s Tip: To bring out the "Dirty" gas terpenes, ensure you have plenty of Sulfur and Magnesium in your nutrient regimen. Also, a proper cure is essential; if you smoke this too fresh, it can be harsh. Give it a full 2–3 week cure to let the chlorophyll fade and the gas to mature.
Final Verdict: The Filthy Gas
Dirty Bird is a strain for the "Gas Heads." It offers zero fruit, zero candy, and zero compromise. It is a pure, savory fuel experience that smells like a garage and hits like a truck. If you are looking for a strain that looks beautiful (dark purple/black) but smokes with a gritty, industrial power, this is the bird you want to catch.
You should choose Dirty Bird if:
You love "Gas/Fuel" profiles.
You want Heavy Sedation.
You want "Bag Appeal" (Black/Purple).
You have a High Tolerance.
Score: 9.5/10 (The Heavyweight Indica)